April 2012
grandmayetta:
Today this girl went to the bathroom and when she tried to leave the stall there were 2 big lesbians guarding the stall that wouldn’t let her out unless she “twerked on them” and she didn’t so they wouldn’t let her out, so she stayed in the stall crying for a full 30 minutes until they left and she finally came back to class crying and she told us what happened
reblog if you love SACRIFICING YOUR FRIENDS BEFORE THE ALTAR OF SATAN
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:
r0rythe-roman:
dinkleplush:
brosephthunder:
triinket:
baraboobies:
OH MY GOD
WE DONT KNOW WHAT BONERS ARE
THIS ONE IS ACCEPTABLE
I WILL REBLOG THIS WHENEVER IT COMES ON MY DASH.
EVERY SONG NEEDS A NA NA NA
UGLY LAUGHTER
iphone420:
this is still my fave pic
I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but...
most-awkward-moments:
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeSelfish
1 tag
4794:
dark chocolate? more like dark cholocalate
10 tags
manosukestoned420:
WE GOT OUR MATH QUIZZES BACK TODAY AND MY TEACHER JUST WROTE “NO” IN REALLY BIG LETTERS ON MINE OMFG
thedroid-youare-lookingfor:
stephenkingofthejungle:
I have this pen. It’s basically a magic 8 ball in pen form. It looks like a pregnancy test, but it’s sassy.
It’s like a sassy pregnancy test.
Alissa’s sassy pregnancy test everybody!
2 tags
There’s Rick Santorum everywhere and Teen Mom is always on.
– Kina, my Canadian friend who is in Florida right now, talking about American TV (via queenofthejellyfish)
h0odrich:
why yes i am black thank you for noticing
galosengen:
octopusoracle:
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
24 tags
Mystic Politics: Mormon Theocracy: The Presidency... →
mysticpolitics:
‘In other words, Romney will most likely be the first LDS presidential candidate with the support of a major political party behind him, this coming almost 200 years after the birth of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. But for a member of a young, minority religion whose…
thedreamersball:
Newt Gingrich reaches Bankai Saiyan Stage Sixth and wins an egg and spoon race with little difficulty