liberalsarecool: President Obama spoke to U.A.W. members yesterday. And good luck, GOP candidates. Your bubble of constant conservative affirmation is worthless in the general election. You ain’t gonna beat this guy. “I did run to make the tough calls and do the right things, no matter what the politics were.” - President Obama
shesdaddy: thelegitone: hihowsyourlife: numbsex: i cant stop laughing omfg PH MY GOD omfG I’ll miss it :’( lmfaooooooooo
Tumblr Workers: David, let's get rid of the reblog and ask limit, people really don't like tha-
David Karp: no no, what we need is new dashboard icons, everything else is irrelevant
nuggits2: wow i cant wait to see all the preteen 12 year olds sneak into project x in their DC skateboard sneaks and their aeropostle sweaters
Meanwhile in Britain: Jesus christ this heat i'm sweating like a pig god everybody strip its a fucking heat wave hide yo kids get out the sun cream DON'T GO OUTSIDE IT'S TWELVE DEGREES OUT THERE
Ellen Degeneres for President.
losersparadise: Wrong it should be “Ellen Degeneres for supreme ruler of earth”
Ghetto girl about to tell a story: "See, what had happened was.."
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
nacreus: why do people wear uggs with shorts are u hot or are u cold
idiotblogger: If Cory In the House doesn’t win anything i’m done
constantfaggotry: nicolas cage nickelback coincidence? i think not
annawintour: plot twist: dora the explorer is legally blind and that is why she cannot see the bananas
fagacinno: why is liking your own status even an option
annawintour: eventually lady gaga will make a music video so long that it will be oscar nominated for best picture
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion