westborobaptistchurchgangordie: remember when “fly” was just a verb and not an adjective? memories </3
☠missnewbooty☠: look what i found on the internet... →
theboysinmotion: So… you may have found from an earlier post that I am a little bit gangsta. Der was a time when me and ma homeys would post up at da Baby Gap and scare da mamas and da babies wit our scary gang sign language. If youz every seen any one of deez signs and wonder “AY… wut dat mean?” Well… now…
Stormageddon's grandmother is Sue from catering.
You know my name, not my story– 12 year old girls from Facebook, who think they have a story. (via faith-is-unavailable)
thatssorapist: raven symone enters high class restaurant “i’m sorry madam, we really cannot offer you service at our restaurant if you insist on riding a segway indoors” says the waiter “then i really cannot offer you your life”, says raven, as she rides off into the sunset
shedidnotjustsaythat: h-wolowitz: Book of...
So I started my puzzle yesterday, and I worked on...
lantanalives: And I wake up, and it’s in pieces. Why? Because my cat’s an asshole. That’s why.