December 2012
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insufferable-kankri-vantas:
*seductively unzips my footie pajamas*
assiest:
soy milk is spanish for ‘i am milk’
November 2012
battybravery:
YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
rainbowsaola:
w2ymdrama:
maozedung:
my paper towels went missing so i had to hire a Bounty hunter
get out
instagrampa:
If someone is arguing with you, the best thing to do is clap in their face as you talk because it helps get your point across to them better
glamophonicelectronic:
cocainesnorter2:
one time i said hello to this christian girl and she looked at me and said “id prefer it if youd say hecklo”
8yrs:
my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds
fasterfood:
“911, whats your emergency”
“its cory” i whisper into the phone “hes…hes in the house again”
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October 2012
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ronaldweasley:
benjamin franklin? more like BEN JAMIN’ franklin
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
September 2012
iphone420:
I have no emotions I’m a piece of cardboard
August 2012
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I am fully convinced that Fifty Shades of Grey was written by the guidance counselor from 10 Things I Hate About You.
